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It's so beautiful. Welcome.

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Oh my gosh, you made it.

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Come on in. Let me take this for you.

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Welcome. The island is paradise.

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And the pool.

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Hello, gorgeous.

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Um, Mrs. Nixon, I didn't expect to see
you here.

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She was just leaving, actually.

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Tyler didn't tell me you were coming.

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No, she was supposed to be gone like 30
minutes ago, right?

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I was just leaving, darling.

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I have a cousin who lives on the same
island here, and I thought while I

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her I could spend time with the two of
you.

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But... Okay.

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I'm just leaving.

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Even though I'm so jealous you kids have
a pool.

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It's embarrassing. Yeah, I'm almost 30
and she still refers to me as a kid.

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My mom still calls me baby and I just
turned 21.

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Oh!

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Well, happy belated birthday, baby.

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Thanks.

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Come on. She doesn't want to be called
baby.

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I'm sorry. My stepmom can just be so
embarrassing sometimes.

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Well, my dear, you get embarrassed over
everything.

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Remember? You wouldn't even bring your
friends over to our house because you

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thought your stepmom was just so old.

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I guess I was just the epitome of
uncool. Old and uncool is not what I

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consider you, Miss Nixon. I would trade
bodies with you right now if I could.

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Oh, well, you're tight.

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Little body.

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Would you speak to me now? Enough?

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Yikes. Okay, uh, so then.

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Well, it's okay.

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I'm just waiting for a text, and... Oh,
there it is.

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My taxi's here.

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So, breakfast tomorrow morning? Yes?
Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh, that'd be nice.

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Bye. See ya.

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I'll let you two lovebirds have your
privacy.

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Oh my god, I am so sorry. My son -in
-law can be so embarrassing sometimes.

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you see what she was wearing? I don't
think she has any idea.

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Let's just enjoy this.

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I agree.

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I'm dying to go for a swim.

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That's why, babe.

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There's no neighbors.

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Go for it, babe.

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But later.

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My silk dress will wrinkle if I leave it
in that suitcase.

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No, you stay. Enjoy.

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I'll hang up your clothes and I'll be
back in a minute.

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You're amazing.

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How could you ever repay me?

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You know, it's been three

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months. You know I've missed you, right?

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You saw me last week.

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But not privately.

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God, Ivy. Ever since I booked this trip,
I've just been waiting to see you at

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your most natural... Well,

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then.

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Don't leave me waiting.

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Oh! Oh my god! Hold on!

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Mrs. Nixon!

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Um, I just thought that I had left my
sweater.

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This is embarrassing.

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Well, it could have been more
embarrassing.

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I mean, what are you doing here?

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You're just frolicking around in the
pool like a jaybird naked. I mean,

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can see you.

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It reminds me of a little story about
Tyler.

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You know, when he was a kid, and we were
at the department store together, he

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would run off, and all of a sudden, I
would just hear girls screaming all over

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the place in the department store
because there he was, free as a jaybird,

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naked, spritzing on perfume and lotion
in the perfume counter.

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I mean, you know, most would have died
of

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embarrassment and thanked his ass for
the ordeal.

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But, no, not me, of course.

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I'm on stepmother of the year that day.

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And do you want to know why?

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I asked him, so which one do you prefer?

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So he picked his two, and I asked the
salesgirl to just go ahead and wrap it

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for me to go.

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One lotion and one eau de parfum.

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Um, could you pass the towel behind you,
please?

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It would be just such a shame not to see
that shape of yours,

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how pink your nipples look, and to see

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just how well you maintain that pretty
bush of yours. Oh, Ivy, you're

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such a hippie.

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I'm sure that you have the most
beautiful bush.

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Oh, funny.

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Tyler!

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That's right.

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Where did our boy Tyler go?

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Um, to hang up my clothes from my
suitcase.

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Hmm.

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That does sound like our boy.

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Just so eager to please.

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You know, I have been lingering around
all day, just hoping to run into you.

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Ever since you and Tyler...

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Started getting serious. I've been
wanting to get to know you more.

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Because you do know we're very close.
Oh, yeah.

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He's mama's boy for sure. Can I have the
towel, please?

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He often tells me just how much more he
loves me than his own birth mother.

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Just God rest her soul.

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I would love to meet your husband
someday.

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Tyler's dad.

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My husband?

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Sorry, but I feel he does disappoint
you.

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But Tyler is nothing like his plain and
conservative father.

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Yeah, it is so cold in this water, ma
'am.

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Tyler, he's just so open -minded and
progressive.

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And then when I saw you and your hippie
rags, I thought two things. One, I

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needed to take you shopping.

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And two...

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That you and I would get along
splendidly.

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Just as my boy and I do.

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Because you know what?

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I want you to be my daughter.

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Oh.

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Wow.

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But Tyler and me aren't even engaged.

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But I do see him being a part of my life
for a very long time.

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I love him very much.

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Hmm.

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Would you love me as well?

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Oh, yes, of course. But I would love you
even more if you would hand me the

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towel.

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Oh, wow.

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What are you doing?

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Can you please hand me that towel?

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God.

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What are you still doing here?

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Excuse me, Ivy.

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We have to talk.

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You said that you'd be gone before she
got here, and now you're here? Why?

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For her, stupid.

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Are you so tense that you can't tell
that your little girl over there looks

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me up and down?

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I think she wants a little taste.

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Besides, I need some affection around
here since I'm starved, lacking of

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Shh, don't do this. I need you to behave
yourself, please.

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She's going to learn.

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That I'm incapable of behaving,
especially since you planned this little

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for you to propose.

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This is what's wrong with you. You need
to cool off a little bit. You need to

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allow me to have a normal relationship
with a normal girl, please.

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Don't insult me.

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Besides, what is normal?

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Normal just sounds so average.

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And mediocrity is not in your future.

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propose to her?

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It's not like I'm going to be leaving
you.

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Is that what you think I'm concerned
about?

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I know you're incapable of leaving me.

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I'm just asking that we modify our
rules.

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The rules are in place so I can lead a
normal life. This is what you wanted.

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I was never fully in agreement with
those rules, so they can't stand anyway.

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Everything okay?

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Just fine, darling.

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She's just leaving.

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Oh, well, maybe she should be let in on
our little agreement, you know, since

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you plan on marrying her and all.

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You know, she should know about our
relationship.

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I wouldn't have to disclose shit if you
just keep your mouth shut.

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About your mother?

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Oh, God, I'm sorry. Don't be so sad,
please.

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You're so full of yourself.

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What, you think I'm here for you?

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Really, I'm here for her.

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What do you mean?

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I'll show you.

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What are you doing?

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No, no, no, no. Stop, stop.

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Ivy.

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What percentage of lesbian?

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Are you?

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Huh?

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For example, from one to a hundred, one
hundred being full as well, and one

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being none at all.

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Uh, I'm straight, I believe, sexually.

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I've never had a relationship with a
woman. Oh, dear.

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Your modesty is more annoying than cute.

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Here, I'll go first.

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So I'm about 80.

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I prefer to be in love with a man, but
sex with a woman, oh,

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it can be so much better.

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When she's of the charitable kind.

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You see, I like to take more than I like
to give.

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Excuse her, Ivy.

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She just had a little too many mimosas.
That's probably why she hasn't left yet.

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But I could call you a cab, maybe take
you to your cousin's house.

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Right?

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Oh, I'm as sober as a judge, but not as
honest.

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See, I have to admit, I really don't
have a cousin living here.

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What? What? See, I had to come up with a
little white lie so I can get myself

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down here and spend time with the two of
you. You know, you and our boy here.

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Wow, so you were planning on imposing on
our hospitality.

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Oh, sure, why not? We'll just roll out
the red carpet for you, and we'll just

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give you our nice vacation rental house,
and just ruin our romantic getaway,

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huh?

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I knew you would.

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Um, I'm not feeling so well, Tyler.

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Darling? You ready?

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I think I'd like to go home.

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Don't go.

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No, don't go. See, I'm... I'm here on a
mission to get to know you better.

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You know, it would have been really nice
to coordinate this back in New York

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with Tyler's job and my job.

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I only really get to see him once a week
and hardly ever when his roommates

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aren't around.

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You know what? I think that there's a
lovely bed and breakfast right down the

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road. How about I give them a call and
see if they have any availability?

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They have like a suite.

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Surprise. It'd be good.

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You would have me stay in a suite.
Strange bed and breakfast in a strange

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country with strange people?

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Why can't you fit right in?

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I should tell her.

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Wait, are you threatening me?

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Tell me what?

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About our past.

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See, Tyler and I have quite the history.

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I've heard so much. Is there something I
don't know?

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Why are you so tense?

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And to think all I wanted to do was to
take our little Ivy shopping and maybe

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share in that little jet you have in
your guys' suite.

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Okay.

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Why don't you and me go shopping
tomorrow?

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I'll spend the whole day with you and
then you'll leave us alone at night and

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and Tyler can have a little privacy.

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It's a compromise.

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That sounds, uh, sounds alright.

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So, Bridget, what do you say?

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Oh, don't call me Bridget.

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Call me... Mommy.

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See, you two are as good as engaged
after this trip anyway.

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Oh, come on!

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Oh!

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She's joking.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, then.

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Why should I stay at a different place,
right?

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If you two want to have sex, that is
fine by me.

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It's not like I haven't heard you
before.

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She's kidding, actually.

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masturbation and stuff. You know, it was
like a loose bed frame and whatnot. It

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would hit against the wall and she
thought it was the other thing.

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It's really not your mind.

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Oh, I don't mind her stories, actually.
They're kind of hilarious. She told me a

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pretty funny one about you naked in an
apartment store.

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Okay.

253
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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Respectfully. We'll have breakfast
tomorrow, you know, as planned.

255
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,440
But you've got to go.

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Do you know...

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Well, Tyler was class president at his
school when he was younger.

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And one of the things that he did as
class president was make up new rules.

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Oh, such a good boy.

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And to this day, he just loves making
rules.

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Um, rules?

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Tell me.

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No! That's enough!

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I'm begging you.

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Please.

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Please.

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Oh, gosh.

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00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,130
I've just... I've just never been so
offended.

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Insolent boy, after all that I've done
for you.

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Fine.

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Okay, then.

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You guys have fun.

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All by yourselves.

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I'll just get a company and stay myself
out.

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Fine.

276
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,600
Okay, sounds good. Love you, Mom.

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I'm fine.

278
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Sorry.

279
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Why didn't you tell me that you invited
your stepmom to our vacation?

280
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,580
I'm sorry.

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Because she promised, promised that all
she wanted to do was just surprise us

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for dinner, like on our last night.
That's it.

283
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,300
Why did she ask what percentage lesbian
I was?

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Because...

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She says whatever comes to mind. She has
no filter. She probably read some

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bullshit thing in some magazine and
tried to sound all enlightened and

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progressive in front of you.

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Bullshit.

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She insulted my clothes.

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Yeah, but, you know, she folded them
really nicely. She obviously doesn't

291
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,050
they're rags if she were to do that.

292
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:21,790
You know, maybe she's just lonely and
she's trying to find any excuse to hang

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out with you.

294
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:25,150
I like any excuse to hang out with you.

295
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,380
She knows something I don't know.

296
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,840
Like the engagement thing?

297
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,920
Yeah.

298
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,640
I just told her how much I'm in love
with you and how hopeless I am for you,

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she just assumed... Oh.

300
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,880
Look,

301
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,420
hey.

302
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,840
She's gone. Just forget that she was
ever here.

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00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,740
I think I know what could help you
forget that she was ever here.

304
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,700
So, what rules?

305
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,120
I don't know what she was talking about.

306
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:27,880
I'm sorry. You know, she just hates
sharing my time.

307
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,520
I'm all she has. You know, her first
husband left her, and I fill that void.

308
00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:40,250
You know, she married my dad, and of
course he was attentive to her for the

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first couple of years, but then he
started a close relationship with his

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secretary.

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00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:51,390
You know, if she doesn't love your dad
and he doesn't love her,

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00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,170
why don't they get a divorce?

313
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:56,690
Because, look, neither of them really
want it.

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They never signed a prenup, so they're
kind of tied together by money, and I

315
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,130
guess she's just content.

316
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,480
You know, as long as I keep her
occupied.

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00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:11,340
I grew up in a big house. My dad was
gone all the time. We just had each

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00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:14,500
You know, I think she's just looking for
assurance that I'm not going to leave

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00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,320
her like every other man has in her
life.

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00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:24,320
It just... It all seems so sad to me,
and I just... I love you so much, and

321
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,040
I just... I can't imagine not wanting to
feel that.

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00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680
She has my love.

323
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:34,000
No, I'm talking about...

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00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,480
Romantic love.

325
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:40,160
Like what it feels to be head over heels
in love with somebody.

326
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,260
I love you too.

327
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:49,780
No?

328
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,460
Alright.

329
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,600
No,

330
00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,980
no. I'm sorry.

331
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:03,080
I just... I didn't have to ask. What?

332
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,120
What do you think about your dad
cheating on her?

333
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:10,140
He knows full well of how I think about
it. That's why we're not on speaking

334
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:11,140
terms.

335
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:17,680
I guess everyone's family is a little
bit crazy, right?

336
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,020
You've met my parents.

337
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,280
They're pretty normal.

338
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:27,800
You know, one year ago today was the
first day we made love.

339
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,920
I love how sentimental you are.

340
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,820
So...

341
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,440
Tomorrow, I'll spend time with your
stepmom.

342
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,960
I think it would be good to give her a
day anyway.

343
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:41,980
Spend some time with her.

344
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:52,980
She made you into the man that you are,
and I've been thinking my

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00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:58,720
wardrobe is a little outdated, so it
might not be that bad of an idea to go

346
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720
shopping.

347
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:02,670
Dinner. And then come home to me?

348
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:03,970
Yes.

349
00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,330
Alone.

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00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:08,550
Unless

351
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:15,530
she

352
00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:18,010
seduces me and takes me over to her
place.

353
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:29,330
Well, then I'm just going to have to
find a way to persuade you to stay with

354
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,450
Just show me what you got.

355
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:21,380
Can you get in?

356
00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:21,510
No. I'm sorry, I just... I got the
impression that maybe she was...

357
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,870
into you.

358
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:28,230
I just... I don't know, like, the way
that she looks at you and sometimes the

359
00:37:28,230 --> 00:37:30,490
way that she talks to you, I just... I
know it's weird.

360
00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:34,790
No way.

361
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,690
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Forgive me,
forgive me.

362
00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:41,350
I don't even know why I said that.

363
00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:44,910
Wait.

364
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,210
The woman just exudes sexuality.

365
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,690
You know, my guy friends were so in love
with her, I couldn't even bring them

366
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:52,690
back to the house.

367
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:54,730
There's just something about her.

368
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,690
A certain genetic one?

369
00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,710
You have it too.

370
00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:03,290
That's why I have to keep my eyes on
you. I've got to watch you so no one

371
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:04,290
you away from me.

372
00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:11,410
Especially my mom. She's worse than any
man.

373
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,160
Oh, my God.

374
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,040
It's so good.

375
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,400
Oh, my God.

376
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,480
Oh, my God. It's so good.

377
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,479
Yeah.

378
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Oh my God, I want to come for you.

379
00:50:05,319 --> 00:50:10,240
I'll be right back I'm gonna get in the
pool